"dad did mom leave yet?"
Dad- haha sure she left hours ago.
Dad- where do u think she was going?
Me- umm back to work?
Dad- she doesnt work double shifts or anything.
Me- what the hell are u talking about. im confused.
Dad- i said she only works one shift.
Me- yeahhh duh. so wouldn't she be going back after her lunch break?!
Dad- are you alright?
Mom- alisha.. its almost 5:00!
Me- woah. i thought it was 12:00. hahahahahah.